I've Hired a Landscaper

Isn't he manly and muscular and rugged?  Not necessarily?  Well, he's, uh, cheap, being that he's under age and quite related to me. 

I was in the market to find someone to take care of my yards, since Jon is one busy man.  I was looking on craigslist and got to thinking that I had someone in this house who is the right age for starting a "Will Mow for Money" business.  I offered the job to him, and he smiled really big.  He liked the offer for money and didn't hate the amount and type of work, so we came to an agreement.  He now is in charge of all watering, mowing, weed-eating, and occasional pruning and such.  Jon won't get nagged about the state of the yards anymore, and I don't have to look for a stranger on craigslist.  We'll all be a little happier.