Let Me Out of Here!

I think I have been stuck in this house too long, even though I'm a certified home-body, because this morning the above could be seen on my gas range.  Yes, on MY gas range.  And I was the one who put it there.  In my defence, the only reason I had onions in my home was for a science experiment.  I just cannot believe that I used them for a recipe.  That I intend to eat.  Something is very wrong.  You may notice that they are not chopped, as the recipe requires.  I had to leave them in gigantic pieces so that I can successfully navigate around them when the time comes.  Here's hoping the sun warms up the roads so that the world will once again open up to all us stir-crazy desert dwellers!