A Death Waiver

I signed this "death waiver" (really!) for Brishen to participate in his race today (I'll highlight the interesting parts):

"I understand that participating in Ultimate Gladiator Dash is an inherently dangerous activity that

includes, but is not limited to: fire, mud pits, barbed wire, cargo nets, rope, junk cars, climbing heights,

jumping into water, water crossings, steep hills, rocks, and uneven terrain. I acknowledge that Ultimate

Gladiator Dash is an extreme test of my physical and mental limits that carries with it inherent risks of

physical injury that cannot be eliminated completely, including, but not limited to an above average risk

of death and/or serious injury. This course may go through water that may not have been thoroughly

tested for chemicals, disease, or contamination, and that both the water and land segments of the

course may contain wild or domestic animals, insects, bugs, and plants."

He survived but did not feel manly enough to strip off his t-shirt and flex like Dany's boyfriend.