"A Fake Bottom"

Basia got one of her dolls all packed so she could send it with Grandmother to spend the night for a while. I think she decided that, if she can't spend the night with Grandmother, at least her doll could. She had a long list of instructions, and Grandmother paid careful attention. Finally Grandmother said that she hoped that her doll was potty trained. Basia replied that he wouldn't be a problem because "he has a fake bottom." I think Grandmother was relieved.